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📹 Sebastian Maniscalco – Contractors (Stay Hungry Clip)
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📹 Sebastian Maniscalco’s House Needs a Chingadera | Netflix Is A Joke
Chingadera: Catch-all term used when you can’t think of or forgot an object’s name. Watch Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry, …
You guys have contractors that show up? True story, I’ve made four appointments for a tree guy to show up. Three appointments for guys to replace my roof. One to replace my patio doors. The only contractor that showed up to any of those appointments went to jail for running over (with an F150) and killing a guy a few days later. 7 missed appointments in and I’ve never been able to hire a contractor for anything. edit: Forgot the two missed appts for guys that were supposed to build the awning over my patio. I can’t even keep track of the number of ghosting contractors anymore.
My husband and I live in the midwest; KC area and dealing with contractors are such tricky business. ” private contractor” means they are some individual running their own show coming into your home. Had to laugh and find it relatable when in another comedy sound bite he talked about when they book your business even a semi big job like as soon as you pay part down and they got the gig; they’ll start and then suddenly they book another job and then go away for sometime leaving at their mercy till they decide to come back. We dealt with so many that next time we will just ” divvy it up” and pay more for a company that’s licensed or like home depot.
Fuck, I was I could build shit too. It’s just so convenient, plus it’s fun! You decide in the middle of the week you wanna convert a room into a library with built-in shelves. You sketch out a plan, decide on how expensive you wanna make it. Friday you get the materials. Weekend you work on it. By Monday, BAM, you got a library.
Those freaking contractors are trying to make money just like the angelic lawyers, bankers, working from home web “traders” etc eh… Thats the life in USA Seb, everyone is trying to make a buck so to speak. Not a contractor here haha, just having few close acquaintances of that kind which does help when the need to use them inevitable come.
I’m a contractor and the price to paint your deck is $980. But this includes EVERYTHING, such as brushes, nails, glue, special exterior paint, delivery of materials, and it will save you thousands because it will protect the fuck out of your deck. Materials $80 labor $900, finish this bitch in a day. Cash money and you’re happy. Also, doesn’t 980 seem a lot less intimidating than $1000 LOL.
Cant build a deck!? I can’t understand why people refuse to pursue basic building, mechanic and Life skills. “Meh, Im too busy, plus, Its not like I rely on the home to protect me from the elements, or My vehicle to transport me or My situational awareness to save me from danger…EVERY DAY., Ill just hire someone to do it for me” Its Sad really.
hahahaha……I remember being the young guy on the job site, sent over to sweep up the house we just framed. While everyone else is on the old house to finish the siding. I hated seeing the owner show up. Knowing they had a ton of questions and I had zero answers. Most the time the boss would tell me, don’t say anything. hahahahahaha
I love this! I used to work in sheetrock as a teenager and all the Mexican journeymen would yell at me from their stilts, “I need a chingadera,” then point in a general direction. “Jus a little chinga, come on, move it!” I was 16 and had no idea wtf they were talking about. Apparently it just means some little bullshit. The chingadera can be literally anything lolol
I’m glad that most comments are positive here. Just 5 yrs ago comedy covered all subjects, all races & all genders. The legends such as Robin Williams poked fun at everyone, he simply reflected back to us the truth with a little bit of a twist. Nobody was offended . Sebastian has studied human nature and their habits. He pokes fun at his wife, his in-laws and his own father. He brings me joy, he brings me back to the way I was raised . Damn, we censor everything we might as well bring the curtain down on life.
What Maniscalco has, aside from being verbally hilarious, is his ability to do PHYSICALLY funny shit. Like, I LOVE Jim Gaffigan – one of the best comedians working today – but is he physical? Um . . . no. No, he’s not. Unless you count his self-deprecating fat jokes . . . which I don’t . . . because he’s not DOING anything except talking. The last comic I remember who was physically as funny as he was brain-wise would be Robin Williams. Even so, his physicality was as manic & slap-sticky as his mouth. He could be EXHAUSTING just to watch! Sebastian is fortunate in that he has a naturally athletic build, compact & muscular. He uses his body judiciously to emphasize or really land a bit. And he’s a clean comic, too – a plus since just about any demographic can find him appealing. I think Chappelle is truly a genius, but let’s face it; profanity is crucial to his comedy. Without it, he’d have no spark. Other comics who just HAVE/HAD to be blue? The legendary George Carlin, long-dead Lenny Bruce, back-in-the-day Eddie Murphy, Kevin Hart, Kathleen Madigan, & Wanda Sykes. “To thine own self be true.” Clean or blue, I love them all!
90% of this bit was a flop.. listen to the audience This guy CRUSHED it on his last 2 stand up specials..now everybody so badly WANTS him to be funny they laugh at anything he says… And i’m NOT a hater… I walked around for 3 years telling everyone how hysterical he was. I watched “Why would you do that” like 20 times
Sabastian’s pacing, articulation of words and facial expressions are brilliant. I don’t know why I never saw this guy before would love him to come to Australia but now everything in lockdown. It makes me wonder how did the pc thing not crush this guy like how was he so skillful to avoid it. I know he is Italian so he has the pc card so I guess he can get away with foreign contractors impersonations that if a white guy did it then it would look really racist with stone-cold looks. Ok so in one way foreigners do have a head start in comedy and 2: he can get away with female jokes because he is married and not looking creepy like he is trying to date other women. He is a very clever man and thought of all of this.
It’s probably only true because of where he lives. I’ve been in states where you have Russian contractors come into Home Deport dressed pretty much how he is. Just add a ring for every finger, gold chain, gold wristwatch, and dress shoes. Sometimes I want to ask, “You think that maybe you’re a little overdressed there?” But I can’t judge. From experience, these dudes put out the best fucking work. I mean tiling so even you can roll a small ball over it and not hit a bump, and some amazing woodwork with staining you can almost see your face in. It’s that old world training. I worked with this Romanian contractor once who was telling me that it’s hard to train Americans because the way he was trained back in the 50s if you weren’t paying attention the journeyman would throw shit at you. He shrugged and said, you can’t do that now…so he’s had to learn a lot of patience. This guy was laying tile so if you can imagine.
LOIL ” In my 38 years of Contracting I’ve never seen anything like this. ” THE WALL THE WALL IT HAS BEND IN THE WALL here feel the wall Sebastion OK IM FEELIN THE WALL YEP I FEEL DA BEND OK!!” hahhahahahahaahhah omfg this is GENIUS LOOOOOOOOL hahahhah how did he find such a specific thing about contractors and manage to make it that funny omfg hes incredible. hahahah OK I FEEL DA BEND!:D hahahhaah omg
In current usage, chingadera refers to anything for which the speaker has momentarily forgotten the word, especially things of little value or broken. Chingar may still refer poetically to splitting things lengthwise, though most Spanish speakers are now unaware of this archaic sense” Chingadera dictionary definition | chingadera definedyourdictionary.com › chingadera
This is why we do ONE project at a time. I left commercial construction to go into residential renovations because of seeing so many idiot contractors taking advantage of people. Our waiting list is months, even now during this corona mess, but that is because we wont leave a project until its finished. It a potential client doesnt want to wait, then that is their right, but we wont leave one client to go secure another job that we might not get.
As a builder myself gotta be honest with ya you pull off a job to go to a bigger one around here where I live you’re done owning your own business. Word of mouth around here spreads like aids in Africa swear to god,,,,,,, on a more nicer note finish the freaking job First before leaving trust me people these days have options you ain’t the only one prolly just the cheapest and that’s nothing to brag about
Pity those in Ireland’s Parliament weren’t measuring recently. They bought a printer, which cost €800,000. This thing cost so much, it should be able to print the Turin Shroud. You guessed it, nobody measured the feckin thing, it would go into the building where the wanted to put it. So, they re-arranged the building, which cost a further €200,000. To print shite that no one reads.
Chingadera” is a transformation of the word “chingar” which means “to fuck”. … The word”chingar” is used some commonly however that within certain groups “chingadera” is not considered so vulgar. Example: Tira esa chingadera. In current usage, chingadera refers to anything for which the speaker has momentarily forgotten the word, especially things of little value or broken. Chingar may still refer poetically to splitting things lengthwise, though most Spanish speakers are now unaware of this archaic sense
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I love his comedy. He’s a contradiction as far as career goes in the best way possible. His dad was an old school man who would be strict now he has a laid back wife and isn’t a handy man. Used to talk about not having kids then has 2. It’s amazing his comedy followed his life and it was always funny
I love Sebastian but this joke was pieced together from Freddy Soto’s bit about his dad telling him to go get the Chingadera from the shed. I kinda side-eyed this one cuz it’s dangerously close to a stolen joke but Freddy Soto is not alive to give his opinion on it. Go watch his bit and tell me if this joke dont sound derivative.